All thanks to you my love

When I see any child laughing with joy,
I think of you
When I see a little girl,all kissable and cuddly,
I think of you.
When I see a baby giggling away to glory,
I think of you
When I see toddler grinning in their daddy's arms as he runs towards the train,
I think of you.

When I look at the lines on my belly,
I think of you.
When I look at the hanging skin of my stomach,
I think of you.
When I look at the clock at 3 a.m.
I think of you.
When I look at the closed door behind which you are sleeping,
I think of you.

When me and papa laugh now,
it is usually because of you.
When I cry tears of love.
they are normally for you.
When my life was beautiful,
I didn't know about you.
When everyday is so full of love and life now,
It is all thanks to you my doll,
All thanks to you.

5 questions in life that I have absolutely no idea about.

1. What do I do with tooth brushes that guest leave behind?
Have you ever had house guests who forget to get their brushes? I have and I know it is normal to forget. Obviously I offer them a new brush out of brush stock. What I don't understand is, why do they leave these brushes behind when they leave? Am I supposed to recycle them for the next guest? Or save it for them for the next time? Help, I need answers.

2. Can we fart when we are asleep?
Another question that has perturbed me often is this one. Can we or can't we? Maybe we can and never get to know about it or may be farts and sleep an never be together??? I am clueless.

3. What do I do when in the middle of a conversation someone starts texting or gaming on their phone?
Should I continue to talk? Wait for them to finish their game and get back to me? Never meet them again since they don't have basic etiquette? Meet them and pretend it doesn't affect me? Do you have more suggestions? Please share.

4. Why is asshole an abuse?
Isn't it a really important part of our body? I thought an asshole helps us eliminate the things that our body doesn't need any more. It let's us get rid of our shit and yet it is an abuse!! Seems strange to me.

5. Why do some people force us to eat/drink something that we don't wish to?
I don't understand this part of hospitality where I m literally forced to have something. 'Arre, ek sey kuch nahi hoga' (nothing will happen to you if you take just one). When did I ever say that it would have a dire effect? I just said, I don't want to, Why is it so hard to understand?????  I know so many people, including a few family members who would force me or others to a level of embarrassment. Of course it is me who is embarrassed, not the one forcing.

If you understand how forcing me to eat or drink something helps in proving that you are a good host, please help me understand.


I actually have many more of these life altering questions, but help me with first please.